Marketing Maestros Gifts

'Well, okay, but these won't be easy to market.'

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

"I'd say we were pretty much on target."

The president's men

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'I'm sorry but I'm afraid the corporation is going in a different direction.'

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"Here, we do not procrastinate, we 'table' things."

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

Networking

"Remember Mr. Cockbundle is not just a 'customer', he is an important source of valuable and readily marketable data."

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

Presentation: Thinking each other are idiots.

'I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.'

"You're good at asking all the right questions. Now let's hear some right answers."

'Remember, Henson; we're not here to hobnob - we're here to schmooze.'

"This is what we call a 'customer', or more accurately a 'potential profit centre.'"

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

At the mobile tracking test lab.

"The news is so fake, the ads are beginning to look honest."

"I hate it when they put kittens in the impulse buying section."

"Everybody should live in a market economy. It's terrific."

Woman at a desk with in out boxes marked Market Up Market Down.

Two plans - one long-term and one short-term.

"Do you swear to calm the jittery financial markets, all the jittery financial markets and nothing but the jittery financial markets, so help you God?"

'Honey, honey, always honey: We'll never get rich unless we can differentiate ourselves from the competition...'

'I feel confident about our presentation. If there is any blowback, don't worry. We're both wearing our flak jackets under our suits.'

...I wonder who started the rumour of your resignation?

Traffic Management Strategic Group

Blockbuster Billion Club

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

'I'm from the creative department, I don't actually do anything.'

Advertising on the internet.

Cheer up, you'll get your day.