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'Well, okay, but these won't be easy to market.'

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

"I'd say we were pretty much on target."

The president's men

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"Here, we do not procrastinate, we 'table' things."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

'I'm sorry but I'm afraid the corporation is going in a different direction.'

Networking

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

"Remember Mr. Cockbundle is not just a 'customer', he is an important source of valuable and readily marketable data."

Presentation: Thinking each other are idiots.

'I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.'

"You're good at asking all the right questions. Now let's hear some right answers."

'Remember, Henson; we're not here to hobnob - we're here to schmooze.'

"The news is so fake, the ads are beginning to look honest."

At the mobile tracking test lab.

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

"Everybody should live in a market economy. It's terrific."

"I hate it when they put kittens in the impulse buying section."

"This is what we call a 'customer', or more accurately a 'potential profit centre.'"

Woman at a desk with in out boxes marked Market Up Market Down.

"Do you swear to calm the jittery financial markets, all the jittery financial markets and nothing but the jittery financial markets, so help you God?"

'Honey, honey, always honey: We'll never get rich unless we can differentiate ourselves from the competition...'

Two plans - one long-term and one short-term.

...I wonder who started the rumour of your resignation?

'I feel confident about our presentation. If there is any blowback, don't worry. We're both wearing our flak jackets under our suits.'

Traffic Management Strategic Group

Cheer up, you'll get your day.

Advertising on the internet.

'I'm from the creative department, I don't actually do anything.'

"Well, it could be the rising tide of consumer indifference to our company's latest product, or it might be the sink in the men's bathroom acting up again. We're still not sure."

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"