Marketing Maestros Wild Bunch Gifts

"Didn't you get the memo? The boss said he was bringing in some experts to help with the company's rebranding."

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

"Sales are up 38% since the name change."

SupermarketAwful Market.

The Acme Agency: Dedicated to life, liberty and the pursuit of media exposure.

'He struggles with having to do his own marketing.'

'Henderson, Sir - marketing.'

"I'd like you to meet our director of scratch-and-sniff advertising."

'Then, for some reason, sales dropped right off.'

"Our marketing budget has become a black hole."

Oops.

'How did you get so many kids to sign up for your geology class?'

The Copywriter's Dilemma

'I tell you, Angela, there's no sight sadder than a desperate adhesives salesman...'

"Well, sure, it LOOKS like a straightforward plea to buy our product...but for safety we better run it by the legal department

"Not moonshine - small batch, artisanal grain alcohol."

Man is attacked by barcodes.

'This model even has a sports car on board.'

Virtue Signaling for Organizations Messaging to Black Lives Matter

Cupid Co. Valentine's Day Special Offer. For centuries Cupid had a monopoly in the falling in love business. But dating apps were making him obsolete. So he formed a company combining his matchmaking knowledge with online marketing techniques. Perhaps the biggest factor in the enormous success of Cupid Co. is the no questions asked return policy when a customer thinks an item is not as advertised.

'Clients can get a little tricky at these product analysis sessions.'

'Mr. Watson - I think we have a strong telemarketing opportunity in our hands.'

"Time for thaw awkward father son talk. You know, the one about fluctuating interest rates and instability in the markets."

Ad companies ignoring minorities even though they hold the buying power

"I don't know what it means, but since my mom added that word, sales have gone through the roof."

Where Are They Now?

Very smart mousetraps & brands

"Why didn't I think of that?"

'We want the kids to buy it so we can't play up the fact that it's educational in nature.'

The perils of working from home

Frans Hals Visuals.

"We produce an inferior line of goods. That's why we're looking for a real first class marketing man."

"So it's agreed - we go ahead with the information-matching."