Marketing Whizzes Gifts

The First Memoir: 'Ok...it's a pretty good story Noah. But I think it needs to punched up a little to make it marketable.'

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

"You were right. Building an online business empire is even more fun than playing games."

'Keep asking for more allowance. It's good practice for negotiating future stock and option grants.'

'Those are my twins: NASDAQ and Dow. They were born at the height of the dot.com boom.'

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

"All it takes is a little marketing, Tia Carmen!"

'Almost finished.'

'We would deliver if we could cross the street.'

"Now the first thing you have to do is to get a client's attention."

A bar selling 'crafty' beer is more popular than a bar selling 'craft' beer.

'I'd love to play house, Kevin, but I've got a business to run.'

Kid selling lemonade has a picture of the founder: himself

An overachieving headless chicken.

"I think it was one Christmas TV advert too many."

New-Car Shopping with Arianna Huffington: 'She says if we give her a car, she'll give us exposure by driving it around.'

Student about Biz Quick class: 'It's bite-size information in a 15 minute class that teaches you how to roll in the dough.'

"I'd like you to meet our director of scratch-and-sniff advertising."

"Is there any way we can skip right to adulthood and start being in charge?"

"Congratulations. Your ad isn't selling out product, but it's a YouTube sensation."

"Here's the artist's conception of your proposed smile."

"All in favor of changing out name from '17th Federal Savings & Loan' to 'Still Here Bank'..."

"I didn't think much of the plot, but I like the product placement."

"No personnel expenses, low manufacturing costs, no turnover tax - according to financial experts my enterprise is worth 859,0000,0000 euro."

'Well, Dad, you said for us to use our initiative to make money so we went into the worm business.'

'You were in commodities - cattle, stuff like that - so you must feel right at home here.'

Kid's Lemonade Stand Has A High Pricing Policy

It's time for a corporate shakeup. You squeeze, I'll stir.

"I'm not goofing off. I'm letting my money work for me."

"Not moonshine - small batch, artisanal grain alcohol."

Social Media Strategy Session. The more friends and family people see on our site, the personal information they'll post. Familiarity breeds content!

'Our market analysis is in.'

"It's new and improved because we now have better advertising."