Marketing Whizzes Gifts

The First Memoir: 'Ok...it's a pretty good story Noah. But I think it needs to punched up a little to make it marketable.'

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

"You were right. Building an online business empire is even more fun than playing games."

'Keep asking for more allowance. It's good practice for negotiating future stock and option grants.'

"All it takes is a little marketing, Tia Carmen!"

'Those are my twins: NASDAQ and Dow. They were born at the height of the dot.com boom.'

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

'Almost finished.'

'We would deliver if we could cross the street.'

"Now the first thing you have to do is to get a client's attention."

'I'd love to play house, Kevin, but I've got a business to run.'

Kid selling lemonade has a picture of the founder: himself

An overachieving headless chicken.

"Is there any way we can skip right to adulthood and start being in charge?"

"I'd like you to meet our director of scratch-and-sniff advertising."

"I think it was one Christmas TV advert too many."

Student about Biz Quick class: 'It's bite-size information in a 15 minute class that teaches you how to roll in the dough.'

"Here's the artist's conception of your proposed smile."

"All in favor of changing out name from '17th Federal Savings & Loan' to 'Still Here Bank'..."

"No personnel expenses, low manufacturing costs, no turnover tax - according to financial experts my enterprise is worth 859,0000,0000 euro."

"I didn't think much of the plot, but I like the product placement."

'Well, Dad, you said for us to use our initiative to make money so we went into the worm business.'

'You were in commodities - cattle, stuff like that - so you must feel right at home here.'

Kid's Lemonade Stand Has A High Pricing Policy

"Not moonshine - small batch, artisanal grain alcohol."

It's time for a corporate shakeup. You squeeze, I'll stir.

"I'm not goofing off. I'm letting my money work for me."

"Fantastic business concept! I'm sure with that we'll convince the bank to give us a 87,000,000 Euro loan!"

'Our market analysis is in.'

"I don't know how the competition are finding out our secrets!"