Advertising Whiz Gifts

'Don't worry, I'm not going to jump. I'm just screwing with the media.'

New-Car Shopping with Arianna Huffington: 'She says if we give her a car, she'll give us exposure by driving it around.'

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM and ELLA!'!'

"I don't know how I got here, dear, but I think the Donut Shop hacked my GPS."

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

Group Think Time

How to deliver a successful presentation.

"You were right. Building an online business empire is even more fun than playing games."

"So what makes you think you're the man for the job?"

"According to your resume, you've done just about everything except ever having a job."

'Keep asking for more allowance. It's good practice for negotiating future stock and option grants.'

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

"He has the tweeting skills of a man twice his age."

"All it takes is a little marketing, Tia Carmen!"

'How fast can you hype?'

'Those are my twins: NASDAQ and Dow. They were born at the height of the dot.com boom.'

'Almost finished.'

Free Printer with Purchase of Ink

"Once you get over the three hundred and sixty eight texts it took to plan this, it really is nice to get together."

August is corporate earnings restatement season.

'We would deliver if we could cross the street.'

"I'm a pragmatist, Leon. Before I put a new product on the market, I ask myself, 'Will it sell?' "

A bar selling 'crafty' beer is more popular than a bar selling 'craft' beer.

The Communicator

"Now the first thing you have to do is to get a client's attention."

'I'd love to play house, Kevin, but I've got a business to run.'

Kid selling lemonade has a picture of the founder: himself

'You're hired. Go figure.'

An overachieving headless chicken.

'I don't get it. He's got only one tongue and two ears, but he talks twice as much as he listens.'

The password: "C'mon everybody try to remember!"