Advertising Whiz Gifts

'Don't worry, I'm not going to jump. I'm just screwing with the media.'

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM and ELLA!'!'

"I don't know how I got here, dear, but I think the Donut Shop hacked my GPS."

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

How to deliver a successful presentation.

"You were right. Building an online business empire is even more fun than playing games."

"According to your resume, you've done just about everything except ever having a job."

"So what makes you think you're the man for the job?"

'Keep asking for more allowance. It's good practice for negotiating future stock and option grants.'

'Those are my twins: NASDAQ and Dow. They were born at the height of the dot.com boom.'

"He has the tweeting skills of a man twice his age."

'How fast can you hype?'

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

"All it takes is a little marketing, Tia Carmen!"

'Almost finished.'

"Once you get over the three hundred and sixty eight texts it took to plan this, it really is nice to get together."

Free Printer with Purchase of Ink

"Now the first thing you have to do is to get a client's attention."

'We would deliver if we could cross the street.'

August is corporate earnings restatement season.

"I'm a pragmatist, Leon. Before I put a new product on the market, I ask myself, 'Will it sell?' "

The Communicator

'I'd love to play house, Kevin, but I've got a business to run.'

Kid selling lemonade has a picture of the founder: himself

'You're hired. Go figure.'

An overachieving headless chicken.

'I don't get it. He's got only one tongue and two ears, but he talks twice as much as he listens.'

The password: "C'mon everybody try to remember!"

"I think it was one Christmas TV advert too many."

'I flunked English, but I got an A for blogging.'

Student about Biz Quick class: 'It's bite-size information in a 15 minute class that teaches you how to roll in the dough.'