'Can Hart, Wendell, Blaine & Norbrook come out to merge?'
Corporate Whiz Gifts
Looking for a gift for your corporate whiz? Discover a range of clever, creative products that combine professionalism with a touch of humor. Perfect for those who excel in the business world and love a good laugh, these gifts are ideal for birthdays, promotions, or just because. From mugs to art prints, find something that speaks to their innovative spirit and office prowess.
August is corporate earnings restatement season.
The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options
"Staff support"
Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.
Out and In.
"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"
"What's a debenture?"
Investments - remember, you are what you invest in!
"Fantastic presentation! All of the investors loved it."
"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."
'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'
Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.
The Importance of Planning Thoroughly in Advance
Soaring Profits
"You were right. Building an online business empire is even more fun than playing games."
"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..."
"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."
'We've cut and pasted your list into 84 arbitrary sub-lists. Well, our work here is done.'
Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.
Department of efficiency and cost analysis.
STRIP Hambone: Sucidal computer over company balance sheets
Dow Jones drop
'This financial report is frightening. Who wrote it, Stephen King?"
A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.
Money exchange
I want to make this company green the old fashion way...
"I just need help getting started. A little seed money."
"What comes after zillion?"
'Keep asking for more allowance. It's good practice for negotiating future stock and option grants.'
"Today stocks hit a new high, just as global doom and gloom hit a new low."
'Those are my twins: NASDAQ and Dow. They were born at the height of the dot.com boom.'
A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".
'Wait a minute....!
"Let's see now. This one goes right here."
Corporate Whiz Gifts Collection
Corporate Whiz Mugs
Explore our collection of clever mugs designed for your corporate whiz and bring a smile to their morning routine.
Corporate Whiz Pillows
Find the perfect pillow to add humor and personality to your corporate whiz’s space — cozy, witty, and uniquely theirs.
Corporate Whiz Prints
Browse inspiring prints that celebrate their cleverness and spirit — the perfect decor for any creative professional’s office or home.
Corporate Whiz T-Shirts
Discover humorous t-shirts that let your corporate whiz showcase their creativity and wit in style and comfort.