Corporate Wizard Gifts

'But I don't want to give you the impression that there was some kind of magic formula for my success.'

'Who brought the agenda for the Quarterly Meeting of Oz?'

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

"Although technically it's a profit and loss statement, the narrative is admittedly rather one-sided."

"Ok, do we agree the minutes of the last meeting?"

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

'Today the stock market was moribund, as growth equities sputtered and bonds dipped due to the inverted yield curve. I'd translate that into layman's terms...but they don't pay me enough.'

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

Fred wonders if he should go see what's happening in accounting.

'Your resume is impressive, but next time try to shorten it from 100 pages to one.'

Patent Attorney (invisible man)

Desk trays - 'In', 'Out', and 'It depends'.

'I think it's time to rein in Henderson.'

'I'm afraid that the top investment banks are looking for more from job applicants than a 'Top Degree from the University of Hard Knocks'.'

Research and Development: Now, Never.

'Should be home soon. I'm just clearing away the usual paperwork.'

Stationery Shop

'Dad 'If Jack brought 10,000 shares at $3 and he sold 75% of them to Larry for $8 before the value went down to $2, what did Jack end up with?''

In - Out - Pending.

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

'We must grasp this new opportunity'

'When I turned 18 something started happening to me every month. I started receiving a credit card bill.'

"The team needs LEADERSHIP, anyone have a view on that?"

'My multi-tasking turned into faulty-tasking.'

"Dad, wouldn't my allowance be better off earning interest in a tax free municipal bond fund?"

Traffic Management Strategic Group

'Not only will it do the work of ten people, it will scare 40% more work out of the rest of the employees.'

'The good news is that we're making huge profits - the bad news is that we won't be getting a bailout.'

"We feel you're over analyzing things a bit too much."

Tie Rolls

Man with post it note

"Wentworth, could I take another look at that reorganization plan?"