Business Wizards Gifts

"Don't knock the magic dust, we got great sales results on the last rollout."

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

"Although technically it's a profit and loss statement, the narrative is admittedly rather one-sided."

"Ok, do we agree the minutes of the last meeting?"

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

'Today the stock market was moribund, as growth equities sputtered and bonds dipped due to the inverted yield curve. I'd translate that into layman's terms...but they don't pay me enough.'

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

Fred wonders if he should go see what's happening in accounting.

"You were right. Building an online business empire is even more fun than playing games."

Desk trays - 'In', 'Out', and 'It depends'.

'I think it's time to rein in Henderson.'

'I'm afraid that the top investment banks are looking for more from job applicants than a 'Top Degree from the University of Hard Knocks'.'

Research and Development: Now, Never.

'Should be home soon. I'm just clearing away the usual paperwork.'

Stationery Shop

'We must grasp this new opportunity'

'Dad 'If Jack brought 10,000 shares at $3 and he sold 75% of them to Larry for $8 before the value went down to $2, what did Jack end up with?''

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

'When I turned 18 something started happening to me every month. I started receiving a credit card bill.'

In - Out - Pending.

"The team needs LEADERSHIP, anyone have a view on that?"

'My multi-tasking turned into faulty-tasking.'

'Keep asking for more allowance. It's good practice for negotiating future stock and option grants.'

"Dad, wouldn't my allowance be better off earning interest in a tax free municipal bond fund?"

"We feel you're over analyzing things a bit too much."

Man with post it note

Tie Rolls

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

'Those are my twins: NASDAQ and Dow. They were born at the height of the dot.com boom.'

'The good news is that we're making huge profits - the bad news is that we won't be getting a bailout.'

"Wentworth, could I take another look at that reorganization plan?"

"Who ever said 'there's a time and a place for everything' never worked in this office!"