Biz Whiz Gifts

"We have to develop a new way to build our customer base. Antispam software has put a dent in our marketing strategy."

'I race around town and rescue people who lock their keys in the car!'

'It's 50c per glass, or 50c per share to invest in my company.'

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

"What's a debenture?"

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

Investments - remember, you are what you invest in!

"Fantastic presentation! All of the investors loved it."

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

Soaring Profits

"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

"You were right. Building an online business empire is even more fun than playing games."

"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..."

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

Department of efficiency and cost analysis.

STRIP Hambone: Sucidal computer over company balance sheets

Dow Jones drop

'This financial report is frightening. Who wrote it, Stephen King?"

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

Money exchange

I want to make this company green the old fashion way...

"I just need help getting started. A little seed money."

"What comes after zillion?"

'Keep asking for more allowance. It's good practice for negotiating future stock and option grants.'

"Today stocks hit a new high, just as global doom and gloom hit a new low."

'Those are my twins: NASDAQ and Dow. They were born at the height of the dot.com boom.'

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

"All it takes is a little marketing, Tia Carmen!"

'Wait a minute....!

"Let's see now. This one goes right here."

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