Commerce Whiz Gifts

"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

"What's a debenture?"

"Fantastic presentation! All of the investors loved it."

How to deliver a successful presentation.

"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..."

"You were right. Building an online business empire is even more fun than playing games."

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

Dow Jones drop

I want to make this company green the old fashion way...

Money exchange

"What comes after zillion?"

'Keep asking for more allowance. It's good practice for negotiating future stock and option grants.'

"All it takes is a little marketing, Tia Carmen!"

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

'Those are my twins: NASDAQ and Dow. They were born at the height of the dot.com boom.'

'How fast can you hype?'

'Almost finished.'

'Now all this stuff will finally begin to pay for itself - here's the formula for transmuting lead into gold.'

"Once you get over the three hundred and sixty eight texts it took to plan this, it really is nice to get together."

'Dave will only turn the heating on when he thinks it's absolutely necessary.'

Wall Street has a one way arrow upwards.

The Communicator

August is corporate earnings restatement season.

'You may have three mergers.'

'We would deliver if we could cross the street.'

'Your best hedge against a down market is having lots of money.'

'I'd love to play house, Kevin, but I've got a business to run.'

Kid selling lemonade has a picture of the founder: himself

"Oh, that three billion dollars."

"We can't pay mom back for all these lemons...lets declare Chapter 11!"