Online Shopping Whiz Gifts

I should probably stop ordering so many gifts for myself

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

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"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

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Pam learned the importance of browser support.

'Man, I've bought heaps on my credit card this month...It always amazes me...How many things I'd rather have than money.'

Terms and conditions

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

"We can now shop for, purchase and crash our new car online."

"I'm sorry, your grapefruit subscription ran out and I forgot to renew it."

"It looked different on the internet."

"What's the cheapest thing we can order and still get a box?"

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"Aren't you glad we stayed in? I had time to order us some more sweatpants."

The Evolution Of Man - Hunt and Gather/Point and Click

'Enough EBAY already!'

Click - 'View basket' - 'click' - 'Proceed to checkout.' - 'Con't untick box if you don't not want to not recieve e-mail marketing.' - 'Calm, Peel. Calm...' -

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"My Doordash driver is at the front gate."

'Don't forget to delete cookies when you shop online!!"

Drones

"Debit card, no problem. Any cash back?"

'It's a gadget for buying gadgets over the net.'

"I am exercising. I'm doing some online walking around an online mall."

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