Online Shopping Whiz Gifts

I should probably stop ordering so many gifts for myself

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

Your Entire Life Delivered To Your Door!

Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

Pam learned the importance of browser support.

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

'Man, I've bought heaps on my credit card this month...It always amazes me...How many things I'd rather have than money.'

Terms and conditions

Starbucks doubles its sales by devising a way to sell coffee over the Internet,

"We can now shop for, purchase and crash our new car online."

"I'm sorry, your grapefruit subscription ran out and I forgot to renew it."

Your basket: Gold. . .You may also like: Frankincense and Myrrh.

"What's the cheapest thing we can order and still get a box?"

"It looked different on the internet."

You Shouldn't Have

"Aren't you glad we stayed in? I had time to order us some more sweatpants."

The Evolution Of Man - Hunt and Gather/Point and Click

'Enough EBAY already!'

Click - 'View basket' - 'click' - 'Proceed to checkout.' - 'Con't untick box if you don't not want to not recieve e-mail marketing.' - 'Calm, Peel. Calm...' -

"I didn't hear the full story, but you came from either the stork or ebay."

Online Trading

"It's a pitch spork. I bought it online."

"Debit card, no problem. Any cash back?"

"It's just not the same."

"My Doordash driver is at the front gate."

'Don't forget to delete cookies when you shop online!!"

Drones

'It's a gadget for buying gadgets over the net.'

'That's the last time I buy sled dogs on ebay.'

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'George, did you order a lure retriever from E-Bay.'