Online Shopping Warrior Gifts

Online supermarket - "No you can't have lollies! You can't have chocolate! You can't have ice-cream!"

"The good news is that 10 minutes ago the delivery company found your missing order of life-saving medication."

Ebay coffee - buy nowmake an offer.

This computer has been free of hasty, online-purchases for 37 minutes.

It says 'item is returnable if repackaged exactly as sent.'"

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

Changing Room Decisions

Your Entire Life Delivered To Your Door!

Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

'Man, I've bought heaps on my credit card this month...It always amazes me...How many things I'd rather have than money.'

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

Terms and conditions

Starbucks doubles its sales by devising a way to sell coffee over the Internet,

Your basket: Gold. . .You may also like: Frankincense and Myrrh.

"It looked different on the internet."

You Shouldn't Have

"So, with internet shopping and guaranteed next-day delivery, I figured now was as good a time as any to hang my sack up and retire."

"What's the cheapest thing we can order and still get a box?"

"I'm sorry, your grapefruit subscription ran out and I forgot to renew it."

The Evolution Of Man - Hunt and Gather/Point and Click

'Enough EBAY already!'

Click - 'View basket' - 'click' - 'Proceed to checkout.' - 'Con't untick box if you don't not want to not recieve e-mail marketing.' - 'Calm, Peel. Calm...' -

"I didn't hear the full story, but you came from either the stork or ebay."

'I bought this Kit Car off the Internet for $12.93. I guess you get what you pay for.'

"Ah, sweatpants."

"It's just not the same."

"Scan my own items, bag my own food? If I wanted to work here, I'd fill out an application!"

Drones

"My Doordash driver is at the front gate."

"It's a pitch spork. I bought it online."

Online Trading

'It's a gadget for buying gadgets over the net.'