Shopaholic Warrior Gifts

'Let's shop faster. I need the exercise.'

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"I shop, therefore I am."

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

Changing Room Decisions

Where there's a Mall--There's a Way.

'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

'Hold my purse. I'm going in only to complain.'

Mothercare - " I'm going to shop till I drop."

Sold It All.

Super express lane for working mothers only!

"Scan my own items, bag my own food? If I wanted to work here, I'd fill out an application!"

Mall Ahead - Be prepared to shop.

"We've got an emergency out here, Doctor - a compulsive shopper with buyer's remorse!"

"There's another one! Pull over!"

Shopping Torture

Crazy Ed's Warehouse - body in freezer - "Nobody beats our prices and gets away with it."

"Tenth circle. Ladies' shoes."

'You wouldn't stimulate the economy, so I did!'

"I balance my manic compulsive buying with manic buyer's remorse."

'I just asked if you were finding everything alright. I never said I worked here.'

'Don't worry about it. You're buying compulsion is perfectly normal.'

'Before you say anything, I've saved more than you earn in a month!'

"Mr. Rod gave me my employee review. He said I totally 'meet expectations'."

"I'm addicted to online shoppin. It's so bad that I have a hallway full of unopened parcels."

'And I got this scar when I got in a crush of plump women rushing to buy Leviathongs at the mall sale...'

"The flowers, the perfume, the poetry, the promises. Man, I love shopping"

"Mind wiping that scanner first? There's no telling whose stuff has been dragged over it."

It says 'item is returnable if repackaged exactly as sent.'"

'I have this--wow! I must have THIS couch--deep seated envy complex...'

You spend all day comparison shopping, and you end up with THIS stuff?

"Get a move on, my tranquillizer is wearing off!"

"Who do I complain to about your complaint department?"

"This is a once a year sale and I intend to ge what I came to buy!"

"We made a bit of a mess in Aisle 2."