Shopping Warriors Gifts

All-The-Groceries-In-One-Trip Marathon

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

Changing Room Decisions

They loved the presentation on competing in the marketplace.

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

Where there's a Mall--There's a Way.

'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

"Returns"

"Ooh look, the high street's evolved to survive!"

'Hold my purse. I'm going in only to complain.'

'Cool, a wheel. Now you can take me shopping.'

Sold It All.

"Scan my own items, bag my own food? If I wanted to work here, I'd fill out an application!"

Super express lane for working mothers only!

"One day, this will all be yours. But right now, I need you down in the warehouse."

Crazy Ed's Warehouse - body in freezer - "Nobody beats our prices and gets away with it."

"Tenth circle. Ladies' shoes."

"They are so cute, and anything has to be more comfortable than these. Where did you get them?"

"Any chance of some credit?"

"While we do appreciate your diligence... It's not the store's policy to shoot shoplifters!"

Welcome to the real world. What just happened? Where am I? The Mall. The Mall. We've been shopping – in person. Not the kind of shopping where you order things on your phone and have them sent to your house. this is the jungle! And you didn't last five minutes! You were laid out by some geezer hustling to the grocery section to get a special deal on prune juice! E-commerce has made you soft! I've got a scratch on my iPhone.

'I just asked if you were finding everything alright. I never said I worked here.'

Final clearance sale.

'Let's shop faster. I need the exercise.'

"Ordering groceries online can be unpredictable."

'I went window shopping today. I came home with four double glazed units!'

'Dried meat, survival set, folding spade... okay. Now I'm ready to go shopping with you.'

"But I actually wanted something specific...!"

"They're considering order-fulfillment as a new Olympic sport."

"Mr. Rod gave me my employee review. He said I totally 'meet expectations'."

Ladies Lingerie.

"Mind wiping that scanner first? There's no telling whose stuff has been dragged over it."

'And I got this scar when I got in a crush of plump women rushing to buy Leviathongs at the mall sale...'

Eulogy: I shopped Til I Dropped