Weekly Shop Warrior Gifts

"O.k., I'' just buy what I want, if you tell me what that is."

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

'Go right in -- he's expecting you.'

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

"We should have taken the cubicles."

"Brandon isn't adapting well to the open office concept."

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

"The GOOD news is that 94 people want to attend the leadership training, the bad news is that 64 of them want to change the venue, 56 the time and 45 want to be course leader."

Changing Room Decisions

They loved the presentation on competing in the marketplace.

I hate Mondays and now I'm developing an aversion to Tuesdays!

"First of all, let me commend everyone on the teamwork displayed on this icebreaker. Secondly, let me apologize for some of the motivational language I used during this session..."

"Huddleston, I admire your hands-on approach to everything, but get the hell out of my office!"

With the office space available, we have no choice but to believe in teamwork!

'They'll tell you this is an open office workspace, but watch out for the invisible fences.'

Where there's a Mall--There's a Way.

'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

"Did I say 'corner office'? I meant 'corner of my office'."

Black Friday - the day the retailer is crucified

STRIP *Community Care * Squeezing it all in before lunch

You're fortunate you have a cubicle. Due to cutbacks, my boss makes us wear horse blinders.

'Thank you - but I prefer to stand.'

'We'll skip that rubbish.'

"Pity that 'on' button's a bit of a stretch."

"I miss the old cubicles."

'Well, there goes the last of my New Years resolutions...'

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

'I take it the Change Seminar stripped you down to your vulnerabilities.'

'I don't offer any free advice anymore. I am offering a self-help seminar and a motivational coaching program online.'

'Hold my purse. I'm going in only to complain.'

'I typed it that way because I thought that punctuation would just slow it down.'

"Don't invade his space."