Shopping Spree Warrior Gifts

Line of children to see Santa Claus; Line of parents to use the ATM

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

Changing Room Decisions

Smart card.

How would Madam like to pay?

'Our giant sale now on!'

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

'Man, I've bought heaps on my credit card this month...It always amazes me...How many things I'd rather have than money.'

'Let me through - I've a bargain for a nose!'

'hold the blog - I got a bargain in the sales'

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

"Halloween stuff already? It's August!"

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

'When it comes to shopping, not only does the buck stop here, but so do the fives, tens, twenties, fifties and hundreds.'

"It's wonderful, Harry! How late does Neiman-Marcus stay open?"

"Let's just get through this first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

Shops Shops Shops - 'I've just remembered! We came here to catch a flight!'

"It must be near New Year's Day...There are Easter eggs in the shop windows!"

Don't miss this opportunity to own something really expensive!

'I was walking past the washers and dryers and one of my socks disappeared.'

"I shop to forget what I bought last year."

Super express lane for working mothers only!

"I've had a very trying day. I've tried on dresses, shoes..."

"Scan my own items, bag my own food? If I wanted to work here, I'd fill out an application!"

'Shove' (at big sale).

"Let's just get through the first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

"We've got an emergency out here, Doctor - a compulsive shopper with buyer's remorse!"

"Tenth circle. Ladies' shoes."

'Spending and consuming - that's my kind of patriotism.'

"I invented 'shopping' and I haven't seen my wife since."

'You must have something in my size?'