Holiday Shopping Warrior Gifts

Looking for a gift for your holiday shopping warrior? Our collection features witty and thoughtful items perfect for the person who braves the crowds and checks off their list with flair. From humorous mugs to clever t-shirts, find something that captures their holiday hustle. These gifts are designed to keep spirits bright and tempers light during the busiest shopping season of the year, making their seasonal hustle a little more fun.

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'I hope you like it. I got the last one. . . Pepper spray. I had to fight off an older couple for it. They went down like a sack of dirt.'

'I hope you like it. I got the last one. . . Pepper spray. I had to fight off an older couple for it. They went down like a sack of dirt.' mockup

'I hope you like it. I got the last one. . . Pepper spray. I had to fight off an older couple for it. They went down like a sack of dirt.'

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"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

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'What do you do with the time you save?'

'What do you do with the time you save?' mockup

'What do you do with the time you save?'

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"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV." mockup

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

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"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids." mockup

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

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"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming." mockup

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

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Changing Room Decisions

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Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

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'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.' mockup

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

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Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger. mockup

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

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Black Friday - the day the retailer is crucified

Black Friday - the day the retailer is crucified mockup

Black Friday - the day the retailer is crucified

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"Let's say an immediate $10.00 allowance increase plus an annual 8% cost of living raise and I'll call him off."

"Let's say an immediate $10.00 allowance increase plus an annual 8% cost of living raise and I'll call him off." mockup

"Let's say an immediate $10.00 allowance increase plus an annual 8% cost of living raise and I'll call him off."

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Black Friday

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'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...' mockup

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

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Seasonal shopping.

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"Each year John has so much trouble untangling the lights, they're on him longer than the tree!"

"Each year John has so much trouble untangling the lights, they're on him longer than the tree!" mockup

"Each year John has so much trouble untangling the lights, they're on him longer than the tree!"

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'Sure, I'll take a meeting - but only if you've been very, very good,'

'Sure, I'll take a meeting - but only if you've been very, very good,' mockup

'Sure, I'll take a meeting - but only if you've been very, very good,'

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"Scan my own items, bag my own food? If I wanted to work here, I'd fill out an application!"

"Scan my own items, bag my own food? If I wanted to work here, I'd fill out an application!" mockup

"Scan my own items, bag my own food? If I wanted to work here, I'd fill out an application!"

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"I am in training for the sales." mockup

"I am in training for the sales."

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'Denied?...but it's my last one.' mockup

'Denied?...but it's my last one.'

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"...And don't forget to include the receipts!"

"...And don't forget to include the receipts!" mockup

"...And don't forget to include the receipts!"

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'Do I believe?? Listen, I believe in anything that generates $400 billion in annual sales!'

'Do I believe?? Listen, I believe in anything that generates $400 billion in annual sales!' mockup

'Do I believe?? Listen, I believe in anything that generates $400 billion in annual sales!'

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'The good news is, I got your Mum's cardigan.'

'The good news is, I got your Mum's cardigan.' mockup

'The good news is, I got your Mum's cardigan.'

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Christmas escape plan

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"Tenth circle. Ladies' shoes."

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'Let's shop faster. I need the exercise.'

'Let's shop faster. I need the exercise.' mockup

'Let's shop faster. I need the exercise.'

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inflation at Christmas

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'I braved the Boxing Day sales just for you, dear.'

'I braved the Boxing Day sales just for you, dear.' mockup

'I braved the Boxing Day sales just for you, dear.'

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"We'd like to go somewhere that qualifies as a tax deduction."

"We'd like to go somewhere that qualifies as a tax deduction." mockup

"We'd like to go somewhere that qualifies as a tax deduction."

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'First I'd like to remind you of the true meaning of christmas - profits.'

'First I'd like to remind you of the true meaning of christmas - profits.' mockup

'First I'd like to remind you of the true meaning of christmas - profits.'

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'Everything must go...manners included!'

'Everything must go...manners included!' mockup

'Everything must go...manners included!'

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'And I got this scar when I got in a crush of plump women rushing to buy Leviathongs at the mall sale...'

'And I got this scar when I got in a crush of plump women rushing to buy Leviathongs at the mall sale...' mockup

'And I got this scar when I got in a crush of plump women rushing to buy Leviathongs at the mall sale...'

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Support your local bookstore

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Holiday Shopping Warrior Gifts Collection

Holiday Shopping Warrior Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs designed for holiday shopping warriors—funny, festive, and perfect for their caffeine fuel during busy seasons.

Holiday Shopping Warrior Pillows

Check out our cozy pillows that bring comfort and a touch of fun to your shopping warrior’s post-holiday relaxation.

Holiday Shopping Warrior Prints

Browse vibrant prints that capture the spirit of holiday shopping—great for decorating their festive space with humor and cheer.

Holiday Shopping Warrior T-Shirts

Discover witty t-shirts that celebrate the holiday shopping hustle—ideal for the person who tackles seasonal sales with humor and style.