Holiday Shoppers Gifts

'Why don't we make it simple this year, and you just extend me a line of credit?'

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

'What do you do with the time you save?'

Mighty Man Of Justice Goes Christmas Shopping Part 1

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

A Snowman checking out some products for blacken his teeth

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

'It's the same EVERY year... 5 minutes to midnight; victims are all male, and they're carrying large sums of money.'

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

Everything for a buck.

Black Friday

"Because it's got a goddam crack in it, that's why."

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

Seasonal shopping.

'Denied?...but it's my last one.'

"I am in training for the sales."

STRIP "I've tried everywhere to get a new winter court...but all the stores are full of next years summer collections"

"...And don't forget to include the receipts!"

'We're looking for a sales manager that can take our sales momentum, during December and January, and carry it over for the year.'

'Do I believe?? Listen, I believe in anything that generates $400 billion in annual sales!'

'The good news is, I got your Mum's cardigan.'

'My holiday season: A rich tradition of belated giving and premature babbling.'

'I braved the Boxing Day sales just for you, dear.'

inflation at Christmas

Mighty Man Of Justice Goes Christmas Shopping Part 3

December 24th and the December 26th.

'Everything must go...manners included!'

'First I'd like to remind you of the true meaning of christmas - profits.'

'Why not just serve Thanksgiving dinner in the shoe department next year and be done with it??'

'I think we should put a limit on how much we spend on each other at Christmas, like two hundred and twenty thousand pounds.'

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"I'm looking for something that expresses the spirit of the season but doesn't neglect the need for a credible deterrent."