Festive Shopper Gifts

'Your credit cards are smoldering.'

Last minute christmas shopping

Go to the Mall or Go to the Manger

'Christmas is considered to be a time of joy! Especially for the Credit Card companies!'

'Denied?...but it's my last one.'

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

"Do you have the time? We need to be home before Christmas shopping season ends."

"I am in training for the sales."

Merry Christmask

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Mighty Man Of Justice Goes Christmas Shopping Part 1

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

A Snowman checking out some products for blacken his teeth

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

'I play an evolving character, In the second act, I'm a piece of pie,'

Everything for a buck.

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

"Because it's got a goddam crack in it, that's why."

'Cool, a wheel. Now you can take me shopping.'

STRIP "I've tried everywhere to get a new winter court...but all the stores are full of next years summer collections"

"...And don't forget to include the receipts!"

Shop assistant falling in love with a customer

The Holiday Party Invitation.

'My holiday season: A rich tradition of belated giving and premature babbling.'

'I braved the Boxing Day sales just for you, dear.'

December 24th and the December 26th.

Television and Christmas Sales

The Official Talking Christmas Tree in Dress For Excess

Ladies Lingerie.

Eulogy: I shopped Til I Dropped

"The new trees were too expensive, but I got a sweet deal on this used one!"

"How much did you spend at Macy's this year?

'We don't call it 'plus size' anymore, we call it 'extra fun'.'