Holiday Shopping Lover Gifts

"Give me a couple of more days in the stores and there'll be no more talk of recession."

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

Mighty Man Of Justice Goes Christmas Shopping Part 1

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

How would Madam like to pay?

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

Ladies Fashions - "Money isn't tight - you are!"

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

"Hey, I just got a burst of consumer confidence- let's go buy something."

"Halloween stuff already? It's August!"

Everything for a buck.

'Christmas dinner's almost ready dear.'

"It must be near New Year's Day...There are Easter eggs in the shop windows!"

Black Friday

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

Santa, alien, easter bunny and sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

'Cool, a wheel. Now you can take me shopping.'

Don't miss this opportunity to own something really expensive!

Seasonal shopping.

'Apparently we were wrong expecting him to return from vacation with renewed enthusiasm and vitality!'

"I am in training for the sales."

"...And don't forget to include the receipts!"

'Denied?...but it's my last one.'

'Do I believe?? Listen, I believe in anything that generates $400 billion in annual sales!'

'The good news is, I got your Mum's cardigan.'

"Did you know that someday astronauts may put themselves into deep hibernation to artificially shorten the grueling journey to their ultimate destination? Wake me up on Christmas morning."