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"Give me a couple of more days in the stores and there'll be no more talk of recession."

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

How would Madam like to pay?

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

"Hey, I just got a burst of consumer confidence- let's go buy something."

"Halloween stuff already? It's August!"

Santa, alien, easter bunny and sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Black Friday

"It must be near New Year's Day...There are Easter eggs in the shop windows!"

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

'Christmas dinner's almost ready dear.'

Don't miss this opportunity to own something really expensive!

'Cool, a wheel. Now you can take me shopping.'

Seasonal shopping.

"I am in training for the sales."

'Apparently we were wrong expecting him to return from vacation with renewed enthusiasm and vitality!'

"...And don't forget to include the receipts!"

'Denied?...but it's my last one.'

'Do I believe?? Listen, I believe in anything that generates $400 billion in annual sales!'

'The good news is, I got your Mum's cardigan.'

'Spending and consuming - that's my kind of patriotism.'

"Did you know that someday astronauts may put themselves into deep hibernation to artificially shorten the grueling journey to their ultimate destination? Wake me up on Christmas morning."