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'What do you do with the time you save?'

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

"I shop, therefore I am."

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

How would Madam like to pay?

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

'hold the blog - I got a bargain in the sales'

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

"Halloween stuff already? It's August!"

Black Friday

"It's wonderful, Harry! How late does Neiman-Marcus stay open?"

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

"It must be near New Year's Day...There are Easter eggs in the shop windows!"

Shops Shops Shops - 'I've just remembered! We came here to catch a flight!'

Don't miss this opportunity to own something really expensive!

"I shop to forget what I bought last year."

Seasonal shopping.

'Denied?...but it's my last one.'

"I am in training for the sales."

'Shove' (at big sale).

"Let's just get through the first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

"I've had a very trying day. I've tried on dresses, shoes..."

"...And don't forget to include the receipts!"

'Do I believe?? Listen, I believe in anything that generates $400 billion in annual sales!'