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Pursuasion - Cats Shopping in the Snow

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

'What do you do with the time you save?'

Mighty Man Of Justice Goes Christmas Shopping Part 1

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

A Snowman checking out some products for blacken his teeth

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

'I play an evolving character, In the second act, I'm a piece of pie,'

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

'It's the same EVERY year... 5 minutes to midnight; victims are all male, and they're carrying large sums of money.'

Everything for a buck.

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

"Because it's got a goddam crack in it, that's why."

Black Friday

Seasonal shopping.

Shop assistant falling in love with a customer

"I am in training for the sales."

'Denied?...but it's my last one.'

"...And don't forget to include the receipts!"

STRIP "I've tried everywhere to get a new winter court...but all the stores are full of next years summer collections"

'Do I believe?? Listen, I believe in anything that generates $400 billion in annual sales!'

'The good news is, I got your Mum's cardigan.'

'My holiday season: A rich tradition of belated giving and premature babbling.'

'I braved the Boxing Day sales just for you, dear.'

inflation at Christmas

Mighty Man Of Justice Goes Christmas Shopping Part 3

December 24th and the December 26th.

'First I'd like to remind you of the true meaning of christmas - profits.'

'Everything must go...manners included!'

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"I'm looking for something that expresses the spirit of the season but doesn't neglect the need for a credible deterrent."