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Human Cull: People who tell you they finished their Christmas shopping in October.

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

Mighty Man Of Justice Goes Christmas Shopping Part 1

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

'It's the same EVERY year... 5 minutes to midnight; victims are all male, and they're carrying large sums of money.'

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

Everything for a buck.

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

Black Friday

Seasonal shopping.

"I am in training for the sales."

"...And don't forget to include the receipts!"

Adrenaline is flowing down there with lots of last-minute, panicked Christmas shoppers! The DNA is frantically looking for heirlooms that'll be passed on in succeeding generations. It seems no price is too high for the helium atom - it's buying everything! Meanwhile, the neutron can't charge and hasn't been able to buy a single gift! Tempers are getting short! A big nerve angered other shoppers by blatantly cutting in the checkout line! And there's a quarrel over a parking spot with a whit

'Denied?...but it's my last one.'

'Do I believe?? Listen, I believe in anything that generates $400 billion in annual sales!'

'The good news is, I got your Mum's cardigan.'

'I braved the Boxing Day sales just for you, dear.'

Mighty Man Of Justice Goes Christmas Shopping Part 3

inflation at Christmas

A bit pre festive isn't it?

'Everything must go...manners included!'

'First I'd like to remind you of the true meaning of christmas - profits.'

"Maybe they should call it 'in the red' Friday."

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"I'm looking for something that expresses the spirit of the season but doesn't neglect the need for a credible deterrent."

Television and Christmas Sales

'Why not just serve Thanksgiving dinner in the shoe department next year and be done with it??'

"Do you have the time? We need to be home before Christmas shopping season ends."

'I think we should put a limit on how much we spend on each other at Christmas, like two hundred and twenty thousand pounds.'

Last-Minute Gifts