Early Bird Shopper T-Shirts

Future garbage truck driver.

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

Toast: the high energy food

"The teacher expects too much of me. She wants me to give it the old college try, and I'm only in grade school."

So Far So Good

"I hate 2:00 am feedings."

"Hey, it's 5 a.m. somewhere, am I right?"

'Mom, Dad, this is Jennifer. We met early one morning and fell in love.'

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

"Early Bird, you need to go easy on the worms."

"Mine is a dairy farmer: He's up way before dawn every day..."

A bit pre festive isn't it?

"I'm sorry, but you have to be here the minute the doors open if you want worm."

"You should have been here at eight o'clock."

'... And this is one of the artist's early pieces.'

"Don't you have a snooze button?"

'We'd like you to continue with your 6 am appointments until we find out what's making you tired!'

'I know it's an early kick off but this is ridiculous!'

'Would you like to book an early morning call?'

'I take it you're not afraid of early hours.'

'The problem with being a kid is that the hours are lousy.'

Last-Minute Gifts

"I like getting to work on time. I just wish someone was here to appreciate it."

The Early Bird

"It looks as though it's going to be one of those days!"

'Oh yeah? Try to sleep in when your dad is a rooster!'

'I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.'

Come on sun! I know you can do it!

'I'm looking for a card that says if I didn't get you this, I'd never hear the end of it.'

'yes, up every day at dawn, but there was a shameful time as a teenager when I used to sleep in until noon sometimes...'

"Our Instacart shopper says they're out and to order earlier if we want worms."

"See, he's gone now! We should have shared this worm instead of arguing over which one of us was the earliest!"