Early Bird T-Shirts

'yes, up every day at dawn, but there was a shameful time as a teenager when I used to sleep in until noon sometimes...'

Future garbage truck driver.

'We'd like you to continue with your 6 am appointments until we find out what's making you tired!'

"And now for today's financial tip...."

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

"Ah he's sleeping like a baby...let's wake him!"

"Oh, hey. Seeing as you're awake anyway, I'm hungry."

"It looks as though it's going to be one of those days!"

"I love waking up at the crack of dawn!"

"I like getting to work on time. I just wish someone was here to appreciate it."

"You should have been here at eight o'clock."

Ed's retirement plan was foolproof.

'I take it you're not afraid of early hours.'

Toast: the high energy food

'Yes, up every day at dawn, but there was a shameful time as a teenager when I used to sleep until noon sometimes...'

'That man - it's not even 5 o clock yet!'

'You mean you also set our clocks back an hour?'

'Would you like to book an early morning call?'

'I like to get here right when Dave opens up, and get a clean glass.'

Come on sun! I know you can do it!

'I hate Monday morning commutes!'

'The problem with being a kid is that the hours are lousy.'

'I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.'

"Mine is a dairy farmer: He's up way before dawn every day..."

Einstein conducts a thought-experiement

M.D. If you're going to get up with the chickens, you've got to stop staying up till the cows come home.

"Hey, it's 5 a.m. somewhere, am I right?"

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

"No, you're not disturbing me, Herb. I'm up with the chickens this morning."

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

Bird Tweet.

"The teacher expects too much of me. She wants me to give it the old college try, and I'm only in grade school."

So Far So Good

"I hate 2:00 am feedings."

'That morning, nature got to work early...'