Early Bird Champions T-Shirts

Jury Deliberation Room: 'I think it was justifiable homicide. The victim was brassing about finishing all his Christmas shopping in July...'

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

Future garbage truck driver.

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

"The teacher expects too much of me. She wants me to give it the old college try, and I'm only in grade school."

Toast: the high energy food

So Far So Good

"I hate 2:00 am feedings."

"Hey, it's 5 a.m. somewhere, am I right?"

'Mom, Dad, this is Jennifer. We met early one morning and fell in love.'

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

"Are you ready for the working breakfast?"

Scientific Research: 'Does your research on the sunset include the observation of the sunrise?'

'Early to bed and early to rise? It's a deal.'

"Mine is a dairy farmer: He's up way before dawn every day..."

"Early Bird, you need to go easy on the worms."

"You should have been here at eight o'clock."

"I'm sorry, but you have to be here the minute the doors open if you want worm."

"So remember, this is a cape, not my napping blanket that I forgot I was still wrapped in because I woke up five minutes before we left the house."

Sometimes the 'Staggers-in-at-4 AM Bird' beats the Early Bird to the worm.

'... And this is one of the artist's early pieces.'

"Don't you have a snooze button?"

'We'd like you to continue with your 6 am appointments until we find out what's making you tired!'

Come on sun! I know you can do it!

'Would you like to book an early morning call?'

'I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.'

'All right, all right, I'm getting up.'

What late birds do.

The Early Bird

'Oh yeah? Try to sleep in when your dad is a rooster!'

"It looks as though it's going to be one of those days!"

"I like getting to work on time. I just wish someone was here to appreciate it."

"Right, first of all, which one of you bright, young things decided it would be a 'cool idea' to have a breakfast meeting?!"

'The problem with being a kid is that the hours are lousy.'

'I take it you're not afraid of early hours.'