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'I know it's an early kick off but this is ridiculous!'

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

Future garbage truck driver.

"The teacher expects too much of me. She wants me to give it the old college try, and I'm only in grade school."

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

Toast: the high energy food

"I hate 2:00 am feedings."

So Far So Good

"Hey, it's 5 a.m. somewhere, am I right?"

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

"Are you ready for the working breakfast?"

'Early to bed and early to rise? It's a deal.'

Scientific Research: 'Does your research on the sunset include the observation of the sunrise?'

"Mine is a dairy farmer: He's up way before dawn every day..."

"You should have been here at eight o'clock."

Sometimes the 'Staggers-in-at-4 AM Bird' beats the Early Bird to the worm.

"I'm sorry, but you have to be here the minute the doors open if you want worm."

"So remember, this is a cape, not my napping blanket that I forgot I was still wrapped in because I woke up five minutes before we left the house."

"And now here's Jerome with an overview."

'... And this is one of the artist's early pieces.'

'We'd like you to continue with your 6 am appointments until we find out what's making you tired!'

Come on sun! I know you can do it!

'All right, all right, I'm getting up.'

'Would you like to book an early morning call?'

'I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.'

What late birds do.

'The problem with being a kid is that the hours are lousy.'

'Oh yeah? Try to sleep in when your dad is a rooster!'

"It looks as though it's going to be one of those days!"

"I like getting to work on time. I just wish someone was here to appreciate it."

The Early Bird

"Right, first of all, which one of you bright, young things decided it would be a 'cool idea' to have a breakfast meeting?!"

'I take it you're not afraid of early hours.'

'yes, up every day at dawn, but there was a shameful time as a teenager when I used to sleep in until noon sometimes...'