Early Bird Believer T-Shirts

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

Future garbage truck driver.

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

Toast: the high energy food

"The teacher expects too much of me. She wants me to give it the old college try, and I'm only in grade school."

So Far So Good

"I hate 2:00 am feedings."

'The trouble with punctuality is that it makes the day so long!'

"Hey, it's 5 a.m. somewhere, am I right?"

"Are you ready for the working breakfast?"

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

Scientific Research: 'Does your research on the sunset include the observation of the sunrise?'

"Mine is a dairy farmer: He's up way before dawn every day..."

"Your boss wants you in early for WHAT?"

Sometimes the 'Staggers-in-at-4 AM Bird' beats the Early Bird to the worm.

"I'm sorry, but you have to be here the minute the doors open if you want worm."

"You should have been here at eight o'clock."

"So remember, this is a cape, not my napping blanket that I forgot I was still wrapped in because I woke up five minutes before we left the house."

"And now here's Jerome with an overview."

'... And this is one of the artist's early pieces.'

'We'd like you to continue with your 6 am appointments until we find out what's making you tired!'

"It looks as though it's going to be one of those days!"

'All right, all right, I'm getting up.'

'I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.'

'The problem with being a kid is that the hours are lousy.'

The Early Bird

'Oh yeah? Try to sleep in when your dad is a rooster!'

Come on sun! I know you can do it!

"I like getting to work on time. I just wish someone was here to appreciate it."

"Right, first of all, which one of you bright, young things decided it would be a 'cool idea' to have a breakfast meeting?!"

'Would you like to book an early morning call?'

'I take it you're not afraid of early hours.'

What late birds do.