Early Bird Skeptic T-Shirts

"We'd like you to continue coming in for your 6 am checkups until we find out what's making you so tired."

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

Future garbage truck driver.

Bird Tweet.

Toast: the high energy food

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

So Far So Good

"I hate 2:00 am feedings."

'The trouble with punctuality is that it makes the day so long!'

"Hey, it's 5 a.m. somewhere, am I right?"

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

"Are you ready for the working breakfast?"

"Your boss wants you in early for WHAT?"

"Mine is a dairy farmer: He's up way before dawn every day..."

Scientific Research: 'Does your research on the sunset include the observation of the sunrise?'

Sometimes the 'Staggers-in-at-4 AM Bird' beats the Early Bird to the worm.

"I'm sorry, but you have to be here the minute the doors open if you want worm."

"And now here's Jerome with an overview."

"So remember, this is a cape, not my napping blanket that I forgot I was still wrapped in because I woke up five minutes before we left the house."

'... And this is one of the artist's early pieces.'

"You should have been here at eight o'clock."

'We'd like you to continue with your 6 am appointments until we find out what's making you tired!'

The Grim Reaper feeding pigeons arsenic.

"I like getting to work on time. I just wish someone was here to appreciate it."

'All right, all right, I'm getting up.'

The Early Bird

Good morning, Teddy! Ungh

'I take it you're not afraid of early hours.'

"Right, first of all, which one of you bright, young things decided it would be a 'cool idea' to have a breakfast meeting?!"

'Would you like to book an early morning call?'

'Oh yeah? Try to sleep in when your dad is a rooster!'

Come on sun! I know you can do it!

'The problem with being a kid is that the hours are lousy.'

'I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.'

What late birds do.