Early Bird Who Isn't Really T-Shirts

"Your boss wants you in early for WHAT?"

Future garbage truck driver.

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

Toast: the high energy food

'That morning, nature got to work early...'

"I hate 2:00 am feedings."

So Far So Good

'The trouble with punctuality is that it makes the day so long!'

'Are you sure it's non-drowsy? I cannot afford to oversleep...'

"Hey, it's 5 a.m. somewhere, am I right?"

'Mom, Dad, this is Jennifer. We met early one morning and fell in love.'

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

"Are you ready for the working breakfast?"

'He isn't use to getting up this early.'

"Early Bird, you need to go easy on the worms."

"Mine is a dairy farmer: He's up way before dawn every day..."

"I'm sorry, but you have to be here the minute the doors open if you want worm."

"You should have been here at eight o'clock."

"So remember, this is a cape, not my napping blanket that I forgot I was still wrapped in because I woke up five minutes before we left the house."

"And if he wants to keep his job, the early bird better get me a coffee, too."

"And now here's Jerome with an overview."

'... And this is one of the artist's early pieces.'

"Don't you have a snooze button?"

'We'd like you to continue with your 6 am appointments until we find out what's making you tired!'

"It looks as though it's going to be one of those days!"

'I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.'

'The problem with being a kid is that the hours are lousy.'

Come on sun! I know you can do it!

'Would you like to book an early morning call?'

'Oh yeah? Try to sleep in when your dad is a rooster!'

"Yeah, mom. Ed's up before sunrise to fix the sink. So here I stand at the crack of dawn."

"I like getting to work on time. I just wish someone was here to appreciate it."

'I take it you're not afraid of early hours.'

'yes, up every day at dawn, but there was a shameful time as a teenager when I used to sleep in until noon sometimes...'

"Our Instacart shopper says they're out and to order earlier if we want worms."