Early Bird Who Isn't Really Gifts

Looking for a witty gift that captures the spirit of the early riser who isn't quite a morning person? Our collection channels that creative, humorous vibe—perfect for lightening the mood. Whether they're a night owl in disguise or just love a good laugh, these products bring personality and fun to their day. From playful mugs to quirky prints, find something that truly resonates with their one-of-a-kind style.

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"Your boss wants you in early for WHAT?"

"Your boss wants you in early for WHAT?" mockup

"Your boss wants you in early for WHAT?"

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Future garbage truck driver.

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"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms." mockup

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

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Toast: the high energy food

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'That morning, nature got to work early...'

'That morning, nature got to work early...' mockup

'That morning, nature got to work early...'

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"I hate 2:00 am feedings."

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So Far So Good

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'The trouble with punctuality is that it makes the day so long!'

'The trouble with punctuality is that it makes the day so long!' mockup

'The trouble with punctuality is that it makes the day so long!'

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'Are you sure it's non-drowsy? I cannot afford to oversleep...'

'Are you sure it's non-drowsy? I cannot afford to oversleep...' mockup

'Are you sure it's non-drowsy? I cannot afford to oversleep...'

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"Hey, it's 5 a.m. somewhere, am I right?"

"Hey, it's 5 a.m. somewhere, am I right?" mockup

"Hey, it's 5 a.m. somewhere, am I right?"

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'Mom, Dad, this is Jennifer. We met early one morning and fell in love.'

'Mom, Dad, this is Jennifer. We met early one morning and fell in love.' mockup

'Mom, Dad, this is Jennifer. We met early one morning and fell in love.'

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"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!" mockup

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

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"Are you ready for the working breakfast?"

"Are you ready for the working breakfast?" mockup

"Are you ready for the working breakfast?"

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'He isn't use to getting up this early.'

'He isn't use to getting up this early.' mockup

'He isn't use to getting up this early.'

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"Early Bird, you need to go easy on the worms."

"Early Bird, you need to go easy on the worms." mockup

"Early Bird, you need to go easy on the worms."

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"Mine is a dairy farmer: He's up way before dawn every day..."

"Mine is a dairy farmer: He's up way before dawn every day..." mockup

"Mine is a dairy farmer: He's up way before dawn every day..."

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"I'm sorry, but you have to be here the minute the doors open if you want worm."

"I'm sorry, but you have to be here the minute the doors open if you want worm." mockup

"I'm sorry, but you have to be here the minute the doors open if you want worm."

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"You should have been here at eight o'clock."

"You should have been here at eight o'clock." mockup

"You should have been here at eight o'clock."

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"So remember, this is a cape, not my napping blanket that I forgot I was still wrapped in because I woke up five minutes before we left the house."

"So remember, this is a cape, not my napping blanket that I forgot I was still wrapped in because I woke up five minutes before we left the house." mockup

"So remember, this is a cape, not my napping blanket that I forgot I was still wrapped in because I woke up five minutes before we left the house."

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"And if he wants to keep his job, the early bird better get me a coffee, too."

"And if he wants to keep his job, the early bird better get me a coffee, too." mockup

"And if he wants to keep his job, the early bird better get me a coffee, too."

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"And now here's Jerome with an overview."

"And now here's Jerome with an overview." mockup

"And now here's Jerome with an overview."

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'... And this is one of the artist's early pieces.'

'... And this is one of the artist's early pieces.' mockup

'... And this is one of the artist's early pieces.'

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"Don't you have a snooze button?" mockup

"Don't you have a snooze button?"

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'We'd like you to continue with your 6 am appointments until we find out what's making you tired!'

'We'd like you to continue with your 6 am appointments until we find out what's making you tired!' mockup

'We'd like you to continue with your 6 am appointments until we find out what's making you tired!'

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"It looks as though it's going to be one of those days!"

"It looks as though it's going to be one of those days!" mockup

"It looks as though it's going to be one of those days!"

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'I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.'

'I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.' mockup

'I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.'

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'The problem with being a kid is that the hours are lousy.'

'The problem with being a kid is that the hours are lousy.' mockup

'The problem with being a kid is that the hours are lousy.'

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Come on sun! I know you can do it! mockup

Come on sun! I know you can do it!

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'Would you like to book an early morning call?'

'Would you like to book an early morning call?' mockup

'Would you like to book an early morning call?'

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'Oh yeah? Try to sleep in when your dad is a rooster!'

'Oh yeah? Try to sleep in when your dad is a rooster!' mockup

'Oh yeah? Try to sleep in when your dad is a rooster!'

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"Yeah, mom. Ed's up before sunrise to fix the sink. So here I stand at the crack of dawn."

"Yeah, mom. Ed's up before sunrise to fix the sink. So here I stand at the crack of dawn." mockup

"Yeah, mom. Ed's up before sunrise to fix the sink. So here I stand at the crack of dawn."

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"I like getting to work on time. I just wish someone was here to appreciate it."

"I like getting to work on time. I just wish someone was here to appreciate it." mockup

"I like getting to work on time. I just wish someone was here to appreciate it."

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'I take it you're not afraid of early hours.'

'I take it you're not afraid of early hours.' mockup

'I take it you're not afraid of early hours.'

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'yes, up every day at dawn, but there was a shameful time as a teenager when I used to sleep in until noon sometimes...'

'yes, up every day at dawn, but there was a shameful time as a teenager when I used to sleep in until noon sometimes...' mockup

'yes, up every day at dawn, but there was a shameful time as a teenager when I used to sleep in until noon sometimes...'

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"Our Instacart shopper says they're out and to order earlier if we want worms."

"Our Instacart shopper says they're out and to order earlier if we want worms." mockup

"Our Instacart shopper says they're out and to order earlier if we want worms."

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Early Bird Who Isn't Really Gifts Collection

Early Bird Who Isn't Really Mugs

Discover our collection of mugs perfect for the 'early bird who isn't really'—witty designs to start their day with a smile.

Early Bird Who Isn't Really Pillows

Browse pillows that add humor and personality—perfect for the late riser with a creative edge.

Early Bird Who Isn't Really Prints

Explore prints that capture the fun spirit of the 'early bird who isn't really'—decor that adds personality to any space.

Early Bird Who Isn't Really T-Shirts

Check out our t-shirts that humorously showcase the 'early bird who isn't really'—great for casual, creative style.