Not-so-early Bird Gifts

'He isn't use to getting up this early.'

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

Future garbage truck driver.

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

Toast: the high energy food

'That morning, nature got to work early...'

So Far So Good

"I hate 2:00 am feedings."

'The trouble with punctuality is that it makes the day so long!'

"Hey, it's 5 a.m. somewhere, am I right?"

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

'Mom, Dad, this is Jennifer. We met early one morning and fell in love.'

"Are you ready for the working breakfast?"

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

"Your boss wants you in early for WHAT?"

"Mine is a dairy farmer: He's up way before dawn every day..."

"Early Bird, you need to go easy on the worms."

"You should know better than to give a speech in the morning before you've had your coffee."

"You should have been here at eight o'clock."

'Good morning!'

"I'm sorry, but you have to be here the minute the doors open if you want worm."

'... And this is one of the artist's early pieces.'

"And now here's Jerome with an overview."

"Don't you have a snooze button?"

'We'd like you to continue with your 6 am appointments until we find out what's making you tired!'

'I take it you're not afraid of early hours.'

"Right, first of all, which one of you bright, young things decided it would be a 'cool idea' to have a breakfast meeting?!"

Come on sun! I know you can do it!

"I like getting to work on time. I just wish someone was here to appreciate it."

"It looks as though it's going to be one of those days!"

'Oh yeah? Try to sleep in when your dad is a rooster!'

'I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.'

'The problem with being a kid is that the hours are lousy.'

What late birds do.

'Would you like to book an early morning call?'