Early Bird Wannabe Gifts

Morgenmuffel

"Shine? Heck I can't even rise until I've had my first cup of yeast."

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

Future garbage truck driver.

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

Toast: the high energy food

So Far So Good

"I hate 2:00 am feedings."

'The trouble with punctuality is that it makes the day so long!'

"Hey, it's 5 a.m. somewhere, am I right?"

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

"Are you ready for the working breakfast?"

'He isn't use to getting up this early.'

"Your boss wants you in early for WHAT?"

"Mine is a dairy farmer: He's up way before dawn every day..."

"You should have been here at eight o'clock."

"So remember, this is a cape, not my napping blanket that I forgot I was still wrapped in because I woke up five minutes before we left the house."

'... And this is one of the artist's early pieces.'

"And now here's Jerome with an overview."

"I'm sorry, but you have to be here the minute the doors open if you want worm."

Sometimes the 'Staggers-in-at-4 AM Bird' beats the Early Bird to the worm.

'We'd like you to continue with your 6 am appointments until we find out what's making you tired!'

'Oh yeah? Try to sleep in when your dad is a rooster!'

"It looks as though it's going to be one of those days!"

"I like getting to work on time. I just wish someone was here to appreciate it."

The Early Bird

"Right, first of all, which one of you bright, young things decided it would be a 'cool idea' to have a breakfast meeting?!"

'I take it you're not afraid of early hours.'

What late birds do.

'Would you like to book an early morning call?'

'I know it's an early kick off but this is ridiculous!'

Come on sun! I know you can do it!

'The problem with being a kid is that the hours are lousy.'

'I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.'

Monday 5:30 am