Early Bird Fans Gifts

The Early Bird

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

Future garbage truck driver.

Bird Tweet.

"The teacher expects too much of me. She wants me to give it the old college try, and I'm only in grade school."

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

Toast: the high energy food

"I hate 2:00 am feedings."

So Far So Good

"Hey, it's 5 a.m. somewhere, am I right?"

'Mom, Dad, this is Jennifer. We met early one morning and fell in love.'

"Are you ready for the working breakfast?"

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

Scientific Research: 'Does your research on the sunset include the observation of the sunrise?'

Another great new year's eve! We're not doing anything, Ames. That's what's so good about it. The Dixons asked us over for a Quaker new year. They pop the bottles at 9 p.m. I guess

"Mine is a dairy farmer: He's up way before dawn every day..."

"Early Bird, you need to go easy on the worms."

'... And this is one of the artist's early pieces.'

Sometimes the 'Staggers-in-at-4 AM Bird' beats the Early Bird to the worm.

"I'm sorry, but you have to be here the minute the doors open if you want worm."

"And now here's Jerome with an overview."

"You should have been here at eight o'clock."

Early music

"Don't you have a snooze button?"

'We'd like you to continue with your 6 am appointments until we find out what's making you tired!'

'I take it you're not afraid of early hours.'

'Oh yeah? Try to sleep in when your dad is a rooster!'

"You get your seven cats, I get my red-tailed hawk."

"I like getting to work on time. I just wish someone was here to appreciate it."

What late birds do.

"It looks as though it's going to be one of those days!"

Come on sun! I know you can do it!

"Right, first of all, which one of you bright, young things decided it would be a 'cool idea' to have a breakfast meeting?!"

'The problem with being a kid is that the hours are lousy.'

'I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.'