Early Bird Fans Pillows

The Early Bird

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

Future garbage truck driver.

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

"The teacher expects too much of me. She wants me to give it the old college try, and I'm only in grade school."

Toast: the high energy food

So Far So Good

"I hate 2:00 am feedings."

"Hey, it's 5 a.m. somewhere, am I right?"

'Mom, Dad, this is Jennifer. We met early one morning and fell in love.'

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

"Are you ready for the working breakfast?"

"Early Bird, you need to go easy on the worms."

"Mine is a dairy farmer: He's up way before dawn every day..."

Scientific Research: 'Does your research on the sunset include the observation of the sunrise?'

"I'm sorry, but you have to be here the minute the doors open if you want worm."

'... And this is one of the artist's early pieces.'

"And now here's Jerome with an overview."

Early music

Sometimes the 'Staggers-in-at-4 AM Bird' beats the Early Bird to the worm.

"You should have been here at eight o'clock."

"Don't you have a snooze button?"

'We'd like you to continue with your 6 am appointments until we find out what's making you tired!'

"You get your seven cats, I get my red-tailed hawk."

'Oh yeah? Try to sleep in when your dad is a rooster!'

"Right, first of all, which one of you bright, young things decided it would be a 'cool idea' to have a breakfast meeting?!"

"It looks as though it's going to be one of those days!"

"I like getting to work on time. I just wish someone was here to appreciate it."

'I take it you're not afraid of early hours.'

What late birds do.

'Would you like to book an early morning call?'

'I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.'

'The problem with being a kid is that the hours are lousy.'

Come on sun! I know you can do it!