Early Bird Appreciators Pillows

'Christmas morning is pretty much the only day people don't complain when I wake them up...'

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

Future garbage truck driver.

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

Toast: the high energy food

So Far So Good

"I hate 2:00 am feedings."

'The trouble with punctuality is that it makes the day so long!'

"Hey, it's 5 a.m. somewhere, am I right?"

'Mom, Dad, this is Jennifer. We met early one morning and fell in love.'

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

"Your boss wants you in early for WHAT?"

'He isn't use to getting up this early.'

"Early Bird, you need to go easy on the worms."

"Mine is a dairy farmer: He's up way before dawn every day..."

A bit pre festive isn't it?

"And now here's Jerome with an overview."

'... And this is one of the artist's early pieces.'

"You should have been here at eight o'clock."

"So remember, this is a cape, not my napping blanket that I forgot I was still wrapped in because I woke up five minutes before we left the house."

"I'm sorry, but you have to be here the minute the doors open if you want worm."

"Don't you have a snooze button?"

'We'd like you to continue with your 6 am appointments until we find out what's making you tired!'

"Right, first of all, which one of you bright, young things decided it would be a 'cool idea' to have a breakfast meeting?!"

The Early Bird

'Oh yeah? Try to sleep in when your dad is a rooster!'

"It looks as though it's going to be one of those days!"

"I like getting to work on time. I just wish someone was here to appreciate it."

'I take it you're not afraid of early hours.'

'I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.'

What late birds do.

'The problem with being a kid is that the hours are lousy.'

Come on sun! I know you can do it!