Early Bird Admirer Pillows

"And now here's Jerome with an overview."

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

Future garbage truck driver.

Bird Tweet.

'I told you teamwork was the key to success...'

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

Toast: the high energy food

Love Birds love dancing together

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

Love knows no boundaries.

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

Turkey to human dictionary - 'Quiet!!! You don't realize what you're saying!'

Love birds playing a guitar.

So Far So Good

"I hate 2:00 am feedings."

You're a workaholic, Jan.

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

"Just when I thought I had all the answers, I forgot what the questions were."

Vet to owner about dog with bird at chest: 'I suspect heartworm.'

"Figure it out, Sherlock! I'm a lovebird. You're a lovebird. We're cooped-up together in this cage 24 hours a day! Sooner or later it was bound to happen."

Penguin to wing-flapping penguin: 'Pardon my saying, but you're acting a little flighty.'

"It's time to wake up!"

'But Doc, I am an eagle: I can't be seen wearing glasses... Can't you prescribe contact lenses?'

"Never say you're stuffed!"

Gullboy and Pigeonman

Peacock on skateboard

"Great set of pipes!"

Ditto

'Aren't collar doves cute!'

"Remember - you have sharp teeth and claws, but he has sarcasm."

"Hey, it's 5 a.m. somewhere, am I right?"

Brava

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"