Early Bird Enthusiasts Gifts

"Well, actually, the early birds get the early-rising, older worms! Personally, I prefer the juicier teenage worms who don't usually rise until mid to late morning..."

"This is so annoying. Lance was supposed to meet me at 7 a.m. ... or was it 6?" The second robin of spring

'Give him a moment. He's not a morning person.'

"Right, first of all, which one of you bright, young things decided it would be a 'cool idea' to have a breakfast meeting?!"

"I hope you appreciate how early I had to get yo for this!"

"I can't sleep in anymore."

'He's trying to figure out how to install a snooze alarm.'

'They say the early bird gets the worm, but something's rotten in Denmark with this scenario.'

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

What late birds do.

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"When is my next parole hearing?"

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"Trust me, you're not ready!"

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

'You know too much!'

"Just kick back and enjoy this. These are the nest years of our lives!"

Pigeon Little

How about going easy on the carbs

So you're a mocking bird...

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

Future garbage truck driver.

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

Canada Goose Jackets

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

"Did you get my tweet?"

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

"I'm all for pushing them out of the nest, but maybe next time we could wait till they hatch."

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."