
"Well, actually, the early birds get the early-rising, older worms! Personally, I prefer the juicier teenage worms who don't usually rise until mid to late morning..."
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"Well, actually, the early birds get the early-rising, older worms! Personally, I prefer the juicier teenage worms who don't usually rise until mid to late morning..."
"This is so annoying. Lance was supposed to meet me at 7 a.m. ... or was it 6?" The second robin of spring
'Give him a moment. He's not a morning person.'
"Right, first of all, which one of you bright, young things decided it would be a 'cool idea' to have a breakfast meeting?!"
"I hope you appreciate how early I had to get yo for this!"
"I can't sleep in anymore."
'He's trying to figure out how to install a snooze alarm.'
'They say the early bird gets the worm, but something's rotten in Denmark with this scenario.'
"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"
What late birds do.
'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'
"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"
"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."
'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'
"When is my next parole hearing?"
'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'
Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"
"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."
They try, but those crows can't make noises they used to. The lost caws!
"Trust me, you're not ready!"
"Just kick back and enjoy this. These are the nest years of our lives!"
'You know too much!'
Pigeon Little
How about going easy on the carbs
'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'
So you're a mocking bird...
Future garbage truck driver.
"I'm all for pushing them out of the nest, but maybe next time we could wait till they hatch."
'Come on, you can make it work! You're supposed to be Lovebirds after all...'
Canada Goose Jackets
'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'
Spring Training
'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'
"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."
'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'
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