Early Bird Enthusiast Gifts

The Rise of Man

'Do you think we may be holding our new Sunday morning services too early?'

'Everyone is getting up on time now that we've switched to vuvuzela for reveille.'

"Our Instacart shopper says they're out and to order earlier if we want worms."

"Cripes, Alma! Kill the light! You know I have to be up at the crack of dawn again!"

"I hate 2:00 am feedings."

"Time to wake up, Jim. It's Monday morning."

"It's just like musical chairs, every day we block off one more space, everyone gets in early, we get more work out of them!"

'... And this is one of the artist's early pieces.'

'I'm sorry, but he told me that if I brought him home, he'd give me a million bucks!'

'I could swear the invitation said '7 am'.'

The dangers of doing your Christmas shopping to early.

A desk at akme wake up call service, with a picture of their founder, a cockerel.

'I like to go to bed early and wake up with the chickens.'

'This is your 5.00 am courtesy call. It's time to get ready for the dawn chorus.'

'I bet I'm the first one here.'

'Oh yeah? Try to sleep in when your dad is a rooster!'

"Make sure you wake me up early."

RT@otherbirds Morning! #early #sunrise #daybreak.

100% effective Talk-Radio alarm.

'I could sweat the invitation said '7 a.m.'.'

'Time for you to start the attack the garden weekend!'

"I don't know how you do it. I'm hopeless after dinner."

The early worm gets a free ride.

"I'm sorry, but you have to be here the minute the doors open if you want worm."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

"When is my next parole hearing?"

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

'You know too much!'