Early Birds Gifts

'Mom, Dad, this is Jennifer. We met early one morning and fell in love.'

"Don't you have a snooze button?"

"You would if you got up earlier."

"Early Bird, you need to go easy on the worms."

"5:30? Already?"

Cock-A-Doodle-Brew. Coffee joint for Roosters.

"Well, if you want worms for breakfast, you have to get up before the birds!"

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

Future garbage truck driver.

Bird Tweet.

'He's bound to wake up sometime!'

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

Toast: the high energy food

"I hate 2:00 am feedings."

'That morning, nature got to work early...'

So Far So Good

'The trouble with punctuality is that it makes the day so long!'

"Hey, it's 5 a.m. somewhere, am I right?"

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

"Your boss wants you in early for WHAT?"

'He isn't use to getting up this early.'

"Mine is a dairy farmer: He's up way before dawn every day..."

"You should know better than to give a speech in the morning before you've had your coffee."

"So remember, this is a cape, not my napping blanket that I forgot I was still wrapped in because I woke up five minutes before we left the house."

'... And this is one of the artist's early pieces.'

Sometimes the 'Staggers-in-at-4 AM Bird' beats the Early Bird to the worm.

"You should have been here at eight o'clock."

"And now here's Jerome with an overview."

"I'm sorry, but you have to be here the minute the doors open if you want worm."

'We'd like you to continue with your 6 am appointments until we find out what's making you tired!'

The Early Bird

What late birds do.

Come on sun! I know you can do it!

"I like getting to work on time. I just wish someone was here to appreciate it."

"It looks as though it's going to be one of those days!"