Early Birds Gifts

'Mom, Dad, this is Jennifer. We met early one morning and fell in love.'

"Don't you have a snooze button?"

"You would if you got up earlier."

"Early Bird, you need to go easy on the worms."

"5:30? Already?"

Cock-A-Doodle-Brew. Coffee joint for Roosters.

"Well, if you want worms for breakfast, you have to get up before the birds!"

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

Future garbage truck driver.

'He's bound to wake up sometime!'

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

Toast: the high energy food

So Far So Good

'That morning, nature got to work early...'

"I hate 2:00 am feedings."

'The trouble with punctuality is that it makes the day so long!'

"Hey, it's 5 a.m. somewhere, am I right?"

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

"Mine is a dairy farmer: He's up way before dawn every day..."

'He isn't use to getting up this early.'

"Your boss wants you in early for WHAT?"

"You should know better than to give a speech in the morning before you've had your coffee."

"And now here's Jerome with an overview."

"I'm sorry, but you have to be here the minute the doors open if you want worm."

"So remember, this is a cape, not my napping blanket that I forgot I was still wrapped in because I woke up five minutes before we left the house."

"You should have been here at eight o'clock."

Sometimes the 'Staggers-in-at-4 AM Bird' beats the Early Bird to the worm.

'... And this is one of the artist's early pieces.'

'We'd like you to continue with your 6 am appointments until we find out what's making you tired!'

'I take it you're not afraid of early hours.'

"Right, first of all, which one of you bright, young things decided it would be a 'cool idea' to have a breakfast meeting?!"

"I like getting to work on time. I just wish someone was here to appreciate it."

The Early Bird

"It looks as though it's going to be one of those days!"

'Oh yeah? Try to sleep in when your dad is a rooster!'