Early Bird Supporter Gifts

'I know it's an early kick off but this is ridiculous!'

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

Future garbage truck driver.

Bird Tweet.

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

Toast: the high energy food

"The teacher expects too much of me. She wants me to give it the old college try, and I'm only in grade school."

"I hate 2:00 am feedings."

So Far So Good

"Hey, it's 5 a.m. somewhere, am I right?"

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

"Are you ready for the working breakfast?"

"Mine is a dairy farmer: He's up way before dawn every day..."

'Early to bed and early to rise? It's a deal.'

Scientific Research: 'Does your research on the sunset include the observation of the sunrise?'

"And now here's Jerome with an overview."

"I'm sorry, but you have to be here the minute the doors open if you want worm."

"You should have been here at eight o'clock."

'... And this is one of the artist's early pieces.'

Sometimes the 'Staggers-in-at-4 AM Bird' beats the Early Bird to the worm.

"So remember, this is a cape, not my napping blanket that I forgot I was still wrapped in because I woke up five minutes before we left the house."

'We'd like you to continue with your 6 am appointments until we find out what's making you tired!'

'I take it you're not afraid of early hours.'

'Oh yeah? Try to sleep in when your dad is a rooster!'

'Would you like to book an early morning call?'

"I like getting to work on time. I just wish someone was here to appreciate it."

What late birds do.

"It looks as though it's going to be one of those days!"

Come on sun! I know you can do it!

The Early Bird

'The problem with being a kid is that the hours are lousy.'

'I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.'

"Right, first of all, which one of you bright, young things decided it would be a 'cool idea' to have a breakfast meeting?!"

Good morning, Teddy! Ungh

'All right, all right, I'm getting up.'