Early Bird Champions Gifts

Jury Deliberation Room: 'I think it was justifiable homicide. The victim was brassing about finishing all his Christmas shopping in July...'

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

Future garbage truck driver.

Bird Tweet.

"The teacher expects too much of me. She wants me to give it the old college try, and I'm only in grade school."

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

Toast: the high energy food

So Far So Good

"I hate 2:00 am feedings."

"Hey, it's 5 a.m. somewhere, am I right?"

'Mom, Dad, this is Jennifer. We met early one morning and fell in love.'

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

"Are you ready for the working breakfast?"

"Mine is a dairy farmer: He's up way before dawn every day..."

"Early Bird, you need to go easy on the worms."

'Early to bed and early to rise? It's a deal.'

Scientific Research: 'Does your research on the sunset include the observation of the sunrise?'

"You should have been here at eight o'clock."

Sometimes the 'Staggers-in-at-4 AM Bird' beats the Early Bird to the worm.

"I'm sorry, but you have to be here the minute the doors open if you want worm."

"So remember, this is a cape, not my napping blanket that I forgot I was still wrapped in because I woke up five minutes before we left the house."

'... And this is one of the artist's early pieces.'

"Don't you have a snooze button?"

'We'd like you to continue with your 6 am appointments until we find out what's making you tired!'

"It looks as though it's going to be one of those days!"

The Early Bird

"I like getting to work on time. I just wish someone was here to appreciate it."

'Oh yeah? Try to sleep in when your dad is a rooster!'

'I take it you're not afraid of early hours.'

"Right, first of all, which one of you bright, young things decided it would be a 'cool idea' to have a breakfast meeting?!"

What late birds do.

Come on sun! I know you can do it!

'The problem with being a kid is that the hours are lousy.'

'I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.'

'All right, all right, I'm getting up.'