Early Bird Coach Gifts

'Early to bed and early to rise? It's a deal.'

Future garbage truck driver.

Bird Tweet.

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

Toast: the high energy food

"The teacher expects too much of me. She wants me to give it the old college try, and I'm only in grade school."

So Far So Good

"I hate 2:00 am feedings."

"Hey, it's 5 a.m. somewhere, am I right?"

'Mom, Dad, this is Jennifer. We met early one morning and fell in love.'

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

"Are you ready for the working breakfast?"

"Your boss wants you in early for WHAT?"

"Mine is a dairy farmer: He's up way before dawn every day..."

"Early Bird, you need to go easy on the worms."

"You say your biggest faults are working too hard and blind loyalty to your employer. What do you take me for… An idiot?"

"So remember, this is a cape, not my napping blanket that I forgot I was still wrapped in because I woke up five minutes before we left the house."

"I'm sorry, but you have to be here the minute the doors open if you want worm."

"You should have been here at eight o'clock."

'... And this is one of the artist's early pieces.'

Sometimes the 'Staggers-in-at-4 AM Bird' beats the Early Bird to the worm.

"Don't you have a snooze button?"

'We'd like you to continue with your 6 am appointments until we find out what's making you tired!'

Boss's Office. He said if my work continues to suffer he'll have to put it out its misery.

'I take it you're not afraid of early hours.'

'Oh yeah? Try to sleep in when your dad is a rooster!'

'Would you like to book an early morning call?'

"I like getting to work on time. I just wish someone was here to appreciate it."

Come on sun! I know you can do it!

"It looks as though it's going to be one of those days!"

'I know it's an early kick off but this is ridiculous!'

The Early Bird

'The problem with being a kid is that the hours are lousy.'

'I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.'

'All right, all right, I'm getting up.'