Early Bird Dreamer Gifts

"Are you ready for the working breakfast?"

The fate of the emigrant

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

Future garbage truck driver.

Bird Tweet.

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

Toast: the high energy food

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

"I hate 2:00 am feedings."

"If we'd gone South for the winter, we'd be back by now."

So Far So Good

'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'

'That morning, nature got to work early...'

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'I don't know where to begin in deciding what I want to be when I grow up...I want people to shut and leave me alone, and I need lots of attention, so...'

Waking Up With Rooster.

"'How to Buy Tickets on Bezos' Spaceship so You Can Live to See Your Teens,' by Chloe Butler."

'In the future, that should produce thousands of PhD theses.'

Minion, I'm ordering you not to talk about alternate histories with the customers. No more "what if feudalism never happened" nonsense. If people start thinking things could've been different, they'll soon start thinking things could've been better. Which could lead to them thinking things can still get better. This "gap between rich and poor" thing is working out in my favor. I don't want your talk of alternate pasts to accidentally create any alternate futures. Very bad man.

"Hey, it's 5 a.m. somewhere, am I right?"

"Man, how to you guys get that great new flying saucer smell in here?!'

"Someday our robots will have all our anxieties for us."

'There is NO way I can perform under that kind of pressure!'

"It's a time machine. I came to show it to you next week but you were busy."

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

"I not only have to wake up the cows, I have to wake up the rooster."

"Your boss wants you in early for WHAT?"

"Mine is a dairy farmer: He's up way before dawn every day..."

Scientific Research: 'Does your research on the sunset include the observation of the sunrise?'

'What worries me is what is going to replace automation.'

'One day, after they unfreeze my DNA, this will all be mine again.'

"Papi! Papi! I figured it out! I know exactly what I'm gonna be when I grow up!"

'Don't get your hopes up...the future isn't what it used to be!'

The passage of time.

I heard you're going to Mars to star on some reality show. Yep. Mars One. We launch ten years from now. Ten years? You don't have the attention span to wait ten minutes. In ten years, you'll have forgotten all about this. And when that day comes, I will mock and berate you mercilessly. You'll be dead in ten years. Ridiculing you gives me a reason to go on! Being around you gives me a reason to go to Mars.