Grumpy Early Bird Gifts

'Cock-a-doodle... don't.'

Sign on desk reads: 'Thanks for not wishing me a nice day.'

Future garbage truck driver.

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

Toast: the high energy food

So Far So Good

'The trouble with punctuality is that it makes the day so long!'

'Are you sure it's non-drowsy? I cannot afford to oversleep...'

"It's chirp, chirp, chirp time again, isn't it?"

"Hey, it's 5 a.m. somewhere, am I right?"

'Mom, Dad, this is Jennifer. We met early one morning and fell in love.'

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

"Mine is a dairy farmer: He's up way before dawn every day..."

"Early Bird, you need to go easy on the worms."

Grumpy Old Men

"Your boss wants you in early for WHAT?"

'He isn't use to getting up this early.'

"You should know better than to give a speech in the morning before you've had your coffee."

'Kids get right up my nose!'

'Good morning!'

"You should have been here at eight o'clock."

"Don't you have a snooze button?"

'We'd like you to continue with your 6 am appointments until we find out what's making you tired!'

'Good Morning!'

"It looks as though it's going to be one of those days!"

'I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.'

'The problem with being a kid is that the hours are lousy.'

Come on sun! I know you can do it!

Beware of Curmudgeon!

"I like getting to work on time. I just wish someone was here to appreciate it."

"Stop moaning - you'll ruin our weekend away..."

'I take it you're not afraid of early hours.'

'Would you like to book an early morning call?'

'Maybe the world isn't getting less friendly, maybe you're getting grumpier.'