Early Bird Chuckler Gifts

Nature 101 - The Sparrow : Domestic Mr and Mrs Sparrow before donning gas masks for their sparrow fart awakening.

So Far So Good

'Are you sure it's non-drowsy? I cannot afford to oversleep...'

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

Milk Toast: One of the World's Most Deadly Foods!

"I'm going to Bognor next year!"

"Your boss wants you in early for WHAT?"

'What kind of bulbs did you put in here?'

Rudolph unblocking a chimney

'Good morning!'

"And if he wants to keep his job, the early bird better get me a coffee, too."

"I bit someone once. It tasted like chicken."

'What time is it? The small hand is on the 6 and the cat's paw is on my chin.'

'And in a landslide, the winner of the 'Waking Up Your Owner' race...'

"Yeah, mom. Ed's up before sunrise to fix the sink. So here I stand at the crack of dawn."

"On this diet, you can eat all you want of anything you can grow."

'Hey Dad - you're shaving with my transistor radio!'

"I'm afraid sir wasn't early enough for the worm."

'I know it's only six o'clock. That's what you get for sending me to bed so early!'

"I keep getting into a flap."

"That must be earlier worm."

If this works, our entertainment worries are long gone!

"He thinks you're playing fetch."

"Sorry for the confusion, but it's Poetry Night, not Poultry Night."

"The Foie Gras parfait sounds nice, and the ox cheek daube with star anise. But we've decided to go for the leftovers."

"But it's 3 o'clock in the morning. Okay, one word ... rhymes with liar."

Merry Christmas

Late Sleeper.

'What do you mean, stuff the chicken? It wasn't empty.'

'Would a motorist be up for damages? Not unless he had his car with him.'

Man, bike, chicken, crossing the road.

"Is it true, cows have four stomachs?"

Church Board: 'Come early and you can sit in the back.'