"And if he wants to keep his job, the early bird better get me a coffee, too."
Early Bird Humorist Gifts
Looking for a gift that captures the quirky side of morning enthusiasts? Our collection for 'Early Bird Humorist' covers everything from mugs to prints, bringing out the funny side of those who love to wake up early. Whether they’re champions of sunrise or just love a good laugh in the morning, these witty designs make a memorable present for any creative early riser. Brighten their day with a gift that celebrates their spirited dawn adventures.
Late Sleeper.
"Yeah, mom. Ed's up before sunrise to fix the sink. So here I stand at the crack of dawn."
Future garbage truck driver.
"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."
''What's in the bag, lady?''
Toast: the high energy food
Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?
"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"
I think it's time he left home.'
New York Scatological Society
Cuckoo has got halfway through it's call and then had an arrow shot at it.
'Take me to your feeder,'
"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."
On Sale Today Free Range Chickens...Back In One Hour.
'Are you sure it's non-drowsy? I cannot afford to oversleep...'
"Hey, it's 5 a.m. somewhere, am I right?"
Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.
Hen Night
"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"
"My landing gear won't come down. I have a cramp."
"You want the lead role in the Thanksgiving play, don't you? Try again, 'Gobble, gobble, gobble' - this time with feeling!"
"Mine is a dairy farmer: He's up way before dawn every day..."
"Your boss wants you in early for WHAT?"
"Nothing to worry about. A nuggetectomy is a very simple procedure."
"Don't rush me! I won't be much of a busy bee if I don't get my second cup of coffee."
'Hup, two, three, four! Hup, two, three, four!'
'Good morning!'
"I don't know what happened - he was such a good egg."
Airport security - next step?
"Stop serving Table 3 complimentary bread."
'Sure I can do same day service.'
'Sorry sir, the 'No Steak and Lobster Jokes' sign just came on.'
"You should have been here at eight o'clock."
'I have to face it Irma, I haven't laid an egg in a week now: I'm menopausal...'
Early Bird Humorist Gifts Collection
Early Bird Humorist Mugs
Explore our collection of 'Early Bird Humorist' mugs—funny and inspiring designs that add a cheerful start to any morning routine.
Early Bird Humorist Pillows
Find pillows with humorous takes on being an early riser—perfect for sprucing up a living room or bedroom with a touch of morning cheer.
Early Bird Humorist Prints
Check out our selection of prints celebrating the early bird—artful and amusing pieces to add personality to any space.
Early Bird Humorist T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts featuring witty early bird sayings—great for morning people with a sense of humor looking to wear their personality.