Early Bird Joker Gifts

'Are you sure it's non-drowsy? I cannot afford to oversleep...'

Fighter Jet Sneeze

Future garbage truck driver.

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

Toast: the high energy food

'That morning, nature got to work early...'

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

'When Einstein wrote about time and relativity he must have been watching a football game where the last 30 seconds took two hours.'

A pony throws its rider.

"Hey, it's 5 a.m. somewhere, am I right?"

"You idiots … we lost!"

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

"Are you ready for the working breakfast?"

"Your boss wants you in early for WHAT?"

"Mine is a dairy farmer: He's up way before dawn every day..."

"You should know better than to give a speech in the morning before you've had your coffee."

"Uh ho. It looks like the Ref's giving him the yellow vuvuzela."

'Good morning!'

"So remember, this is a cape, not my napping blanket that I forgot I was still wrapped in because I woke up five minutes before we left the house."

"And if he wants to keep his job, the early bird better get me a coffee, too."

"You should have been here at eight o'clock."

'We'd like you to continue with your 6 am appointments until we find out what's making you tired!'

'I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.'

'Would you like to book an early morning call?'

'The problem with being a kid is that the hours are lousy.'

'Once you're seated and have safely stowed all carry-ons, we'll start the bidding for seat belts.'

Do you really have to do that every time you make a good call? If refs acted like players.

Come on sun! I know you can do it!

"It looks as though it's going to be one of those days!"

"I like getting to work on time. I just wish someone was here to appreciate it."

'I take it you're not afraid of early hours.'

'I know it's an early kick off but this is ridiculous!'

"Yeah, mom. Ed's up before sunrise to fix the sink. So here I stand at the crack of dawn."

'yes, up every day at dawn, but there was a shameful time as a teenager when I used to sleep in until noon sometimes...'

'Polo dear, we're going to play Polo, not Water-Polo...'